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Episode 252 – Ronnie’s Party

Moira is one top hat away from being Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter and we are here for it.

Another fine week in our shared dystopia means another fine episode of Schitt’s Creek for us to watch and you to listen to us watch. This week Moira is campaigning (timely!) and gets invited to a party of like-minded women who are unhappy to welcome a man into their midst. Meanwhile Alexis struggles at working, and David struggles at keeping a business afloat. Come for jokes, stay for the wigs, this week has a doozy.

Episode 251 – Moira’s Nudes

Moira and Stevie’s reaction upon hearing of the return of COTW from hiatus. DON’T LOOK SO EXCITED LADIES!

The long dark month is over and COTW returns to your ears. We’ve come back swinging this week with a spicy ep called Moira’s Nudes. Unfortunately the only nudity you will be experiencing is the auditory nakedness of two grown men baring their souls for their podcast audience. It may be metaphorical, but it is every bit as erotic. Also, during the episode Moira combs the internet for old dirty pictures, Johnny reveals the extent of the family’s money issues, Alexis finds employment, and David seems to be thriving.

Episode 250 – Milk Money

That field probably looks like the back wall of our studio if a full Dawson’s Creek reunion is ever announced. Probably smells like it too. Jesus I’m sorry about this one.

This week’s episode features a fun little mixup when Alexis buys Johnny way too much raw milk. It also features some drama when David plays stylist to his mother’s political opponent. Add in the return of sexy Ted the vet, Schitt-faced Jazzagals, and some sick pre-show reccomendos from your hosts, and you’ve got yourself an episode of a podcast.

Episode 249 – The Candidate

Your reaction when you hear that COTW has a fresh ep.

We’re back baby! And we have a fun episode in store for you. This week there is a power vacuum in Schitt’s Creek and one of the Rose’s has to fill it. At first Johnny thinks it will be him, but when the town rallies around Moira, there is strife in their otherwise rock-solid marriage. Meanwhile David and Stevie are looking to score at the local dive bar, and Alexis is trying to figure out single life in a small town. It’s fun, we have fun, everything is fun right now, isn’t it?

Episode 248 – Moira Vs. Town Council

Virtual hugs in advance for our lack of show next week. 🙁

Since one half of our daring duo is incommunicado for a few weeks, the other half took it upon himself to bring in a guest. So this week we all get the pleasure of watching an episode of Schitt’s Creek with the inimitable Sean from the WDIM Podcast. We talk about movies, TV, disgusting internet memes from the mid aughts, and then settle in to watch Moira Vs. Town Council in which David starts his new job, Alexis has a human moment, and Moira gives democracy a try. Enjoy!

Theme by Sound of Days.

Episode 247 – Bob’s Bagels

This would be a good place for a caption if I had one.

So, in the real world it has been one hell of a week. But in the creek world things are only mildly uncomfortable, so lets stick with that while we can. Alexis is sick, and Moira is frightened, something tells me she would not do well in 2020. Johnny has a business idea that Bob falls in love with, and David is applying for a job. Three simple story lines that have nothing to do with anything unpleasant. Well, except for the one where Alexis is sick. I hope she got properly tested, and she should probably be quarantined for 2 weeks just in case. Johnny and Moira are both 60+ which makes them high risk. Oh jesus I have to go wash my hands.

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Episode 246 – Estate Sale

Actual footage of Josh scootin’ on down to Texas.

Hey beautiful creekbabies. This week is a fun episode involving bicycles. As it turns out, neither Alexis nor David knows how to ride one. And when Alexis receives one from Mutt as a gift, she becomes kind of unreasonably annoyed and has to learn how. Meanwhile the elder Rose’s spy a used mattress that seems like exactly what they need in order to have their marital relations upon. Laughs are had.

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Episode 245 – Jazzagals

Actual picture of 12 year old me goin’ ham on some bubble tape.

There once was a lady named Moira

Who wished to sing in a choir-a

She dropped a few hints

And wouldn’t relent

So the jazzagals finally employed ‘er

Thank you, thank you very much. Theme by Sound of Days everybody. Have a good Wednesday we’ll see ya next week!

Episode 244 – Family Dinner

This week: A couple of snacks watch a couple of snacks make snacks. Am I using this term right?

This week your hosts are unusually talkative.  We recap our fun live stream (should have been there, twas bitchin’), and talk about the usual pre-show banter stuff.  Then we watch Shitts Creek and blather some more.  The episode is one of my personal favorites.  David & Moira make enchiladas.  Johnny looks to rent office space from the evil and manipulative Bob, and Alexis face-acts like no human being has ever face-acted before.  She’s incredible.  We were incredible.  Everything is incredible!  Man I’m riding such an incredible high I can’t imagine anything could possibly go wrong!

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Episode 243 – Finding David

David in a field with an amish.

Spoiler alert: They found him. He was in a field dressed like a goth rooster.

Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby.

Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby.

Theme by Sound of Days. Sugar. Baby.


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