On this exciting episode, Dawson gets laid! Pacey gets laid! Audrey doesn’t get laid, but she definitely gets screwed. And Joey gets shoehorned into the episode because that’s what the people want. It’s another happy jaunt through the wasteland of the fifth season of Dawson’s Creek. Your hosts aren’t happy about it, but we stay true to the rules and soldier on. Turns out disliking the episode kinda makes for better podcasting, who knew?