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Episode 245 – Jazzagals

Actual picture of 12 year old me goin’ ham on some bubble tape. There once was a lady named Moira Who wished to sing in a choir-a She dropped a few hints And wouldn’t relent So the jazzagals finally employed ‘er Thank you, thank you very much. Theme by Sound of Days everybody. Have a good Wednesday we’ll see ya next week! https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_245_02x03.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android |...

Episode 244 – Family Dinner

This week your hosts are unusually talkative.  We recap our fun live stream (should have been there, twas bitchin’), and talk about the usual pre-show banter stuff.  Then we watch Shitts Creek and blather some more.  The episode is one of my personal favorites.  David & Moira make enchiladas.  Johnny looks to rent office space from the evil and manipulative Bob, and Alexis face-acts like no human being has ever face-acted before.  She’s incredible.  We were incredible.  Everything is incredible!  Man I’m riding such an incredible high I can’t imagine anything could possibly go wrong! Theme by Sound of Days https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_244_02x02.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android |...

Episode 243 – Finding David

Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Come my lady, come come my lady.  You’re my butterfly. Sugar. Baby. Theme by Sound of Days. Sugar. Baby. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_243_SC_02x01.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android |...

Episode 242 – Town for Sale

Season. One. Finale.  Welcome to the end of the first season, and what a ride it’s been.  Lessons learned, friendships made… excuse me. Sebastian!  Sebastian stop that nonsense right this minute! I’m sorry folks, it seems 19 year old son has taken it upon himself to play with his army men in the middle of my foyer.  We can’t have that, why, that is where we meet our guests!  I’m sorry.. Sebastian!  Sebastian you know what we said about putting your head in there!  Sebastion ple… Sebastian… Seb… Sebastian please.  Thank you Sebastian, Mummy loves you very much. OK where was I?  Oh yeah, SEASON FINALE BITCHES!  Johnny sold the town!  I’m sure there will be no complications.  Meanwhile everyone else has to say goodbye to their new friends and are finding it harder than expected. Sebastian if you do not stop that chittering, I swear I will take you over my knee!  Wait til your father comes home, Sebastian.  What’s that?  But Sebastian, your skin is already flayed to the bone, Mummy can’t possibly… stop that gnashing Sebastian, we’ve talked about that.  How can we ever take you to town when you behave in such a way?  Fine!  Fetch the lash while Mummy is talking to her internet friends.  Please, Sebastian, just a moment more. I am SO sorry guys, this little man is just a handful.  Nevertheless I think you get the point, we watch the season finale and have a grand old time commentating on it for your listening pleasure.  Now if you’ll excuse me, motherhood waits for no man! Theme by Sound of Days. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_242_SC_01x13.mp3...

Episode 241 – Surprise Party

  Welcome, my friends, to episode 241 of the Creek of the Week Podcast aaay-oooooooooooooooooooo.  I am feeling good tonight.  Feelin real good.  Just microwaved up a Lean Quisine, put my favorite song on the turntable (Butterfly, by Crazy Town, of course), and now it’s time to write the description.  If you’re wondering how I’m handling the isolation, WORRY NOT, for I have never been better.   My home has never been cleaner, and the man that speaks to me through the floor drain in my basement hasn’t called on me to feed him in almost 3 days(!)  What does he eat?  Never you mind, you nosy Nelly (it’s organ meat).  So yeah this week is about a surprise party!  Everyone is trying to organize it for Moira without her knowing, and many hijinks ensue as they attempt to keep it a secret.  Speaking of secrets, don’t tell anybody about the man beneath my basement floor.  Like, it’s kinda my special thing and I kind of regret telling you about it now.  Please don’t take this from me it is literally all I have.  Oh Jesus what have I done, you’re going to ruin EVERYTHING.  Get out of here!  He’s mine! Theme by Sound of Days. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_241_01x12.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android |...

Episode 240 – Little Sister

Hello folks, welcome back to Creek of the week?  Month?  Decade?  Time has lost all meaning, and reality is but a dew drop rolling down a leaf, soon to drop from the tip and plummet to the earth, only to be absorbed into the soil and forgotten.  As I sit, canary in a cage though I may be, and lavish in all the comforts that a 21st century existence allows a man of modest means, I can’t help but wonder, is there more?  Something outside my prison of Television, Film, and animated games that flash their mind-numbing electric pulses into my retinas, down my optic nerves, and straight to the pleasure center of my shriveled mind, keeping me silent, and docile, and sated for the moment.  Once, I knew the touch of other human beings.  Once I heard voices, not pre recorded in Dolby 5.1 Digital Surround sound ™, but actual human voices made by human lungs blowing air over human vocal chords.  Those times are lost, however.  Now, there are only my electronic friends inside the box.  David, Alexis, Johnny, Moira.  They keep me company.  They keep me safe.  And this week they have a visit from a rich relative. I hope your prisons find you safe and healthy as well.  Should this missive reach you, spare a thought for a fellow prisoner, wasting away, dreaming of open air, human interaction, and the Applebees 2 for $22 value menu featuring the Bourbon Street Chicken and Shrimp for a limited time only at your neighborhood Applebees. Theme by Sound of Days. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_240_SC_01x11.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download...