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Episode 282 – Love Letters

In one scene Jocelyn out-fashions both Moira and David for the whole series. Bravo! This week your hosts battle technical difficulties and a time crunch that leads them to cram their usual 45 minutes of hijinks into a half hour. Why am I speaking in third person? There’s no “them” here, it’s us, that is; me! Did I just use that semicolon correctly? I’m going to be honest, I’m a 42 year old man and that is the first time I’ve attempted to use one. What a rush! You know what else is a rush? Getting robbed at finger-point, which is what happens to David in this week’s episode. Simultaneously, Moira takes a bunch of Bosnian speed, and there’s something about love letters that we mostly talked over. You know, having reread this I don’t think I used the semicolon correctly. Welp, tried and failed, never going to make that mistake again. Just commas for me from here on out. Never put yourself out there folks, nothing but regret in it for you. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_282_SC_05x02.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 281 – The Crowening

If only Brandon Lee were still around to see his creation perfected. A new season begins, and it begins with a bang. Moira is off filming her movie (The titular Crowening), while the rest of the fam holds down the fort. Alexis and David are having a friendly competition to see who has the spicier relationship, while Johnny is not doing well in his wife’s abscence. Your hosts barely register any of this as they can’t stop jabbering about completely unrelated topics as the show plays in the background. Welcome to Creek of the Week, what a dumb concept for a podcast. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_281_SC_05x01.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 280 – Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose

This is a picture of Eugene Levy in bed. Merry Christmas, everyone. I realize it’s March, but we can’t control where the episodes fall so you’re getting a holiday episode. The technical finale of Season 4, this episode finds Johnny Rose desperately wishing for a holiday party, and the hijinks that ensue around the execution of said party. It’s what you would expect from a holiday episode… it’s fine. Merry St. Paddysmas. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_280_SC_04x13.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 279 – Single’s Week

It’s hard to see in this image, but zoom in to the top left corner and I think that’s a classic coin-op Outrun game cabinet. That’s enough to draw me in to single’s week. Season finale’s are fun, and even though we technically have one more to go for season 4, this is the spiritual season finale, and it brings all the emotional weight we’ve come to expect from Schitt’s Creek. Alexis is trying to pull off Schitt’s Creek’s Single’s Week, while her family rallies around to help. Except Johnny, he’s busy selfishly worrying about his own business and denying his employee time off to be with his pregnant wife. Roland should unionize. David also receives some stressful but touching news from Patrick, and Moira escorts Jocelyn to the hospital so she can give birth. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_279-04x12.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 278 – The Rollout

Actual screencap from the new Schitt’s Creek FPS dating sim where you play as Ted the Vet in his quest for love. Hi there. It’s another flawless episode description of a very flawed episode of a podcast covering another flawless episode of Schitt’s Creek. This week pretends like the main plot is a rash breaking out caused by David’s moisturizer that is being given out for free with the new Rose Motel rollout, but the actual main plot is Alexis coming to terms with her own emotions, and gathering the courage to express them. Good for her. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_278-SC_04x11.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...