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Episode 223 – Appetite for Destruction

  Episode 223 will henceforth be known as the last late-season Dawson’s Creek episode that we watch on this podcast, and it is arguable that we saved the best (of the last two seasons) for last.  Appetite for Destruction is a fun bottle episode that finds the gang gathered for a dinner party, just as Dawson and Jen return from banging their way across New England.  Of course hijinks ensue as everyone is trying to get everyone else alone to see how they feel about this new development.  Is Jen sure she’s doing the right thing?  Is Dawson making a mistake?  Most importantly OMG HOW IS JOEY!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!  All of these questions are asked an dodged, but it is still a fun 40 minutes of TV.  Your hosts fill the down time with anecdotes about stuff you likely have no interest in, and then catch up with listener-submitted-‘tent.  Another fine submission into our massive catalog of episodes. Theme by Sound of Days. Visit our sponsors Seize the Memes of Production and use the promo code “CREEK” for 10% off your order. http://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/CotW_223-5x10_1.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android |...

Episode 222 – Sex and Violence

Recorded mere moments ago as of this posting, edited not at all, and humbly submitted for your approval.  I suppose it’s good that we got this one out of the way early, because it would be a crime to go out on a stinker like Sex and Violence.  The title promises all the things we love… sex… and, well, violence.  However it delivers on none of those things.  There is the possibility of some implied off screen sex between Pacey and Joey, there is a distinct lack of sex between Jen and CJ, and Dawson is fretting about putting sex into his dumb movie.  As for violence, there is literally zero.  You know what else there is zero of?  Jack and Audrey.  Basically unless you’re a hardcore PJer who just wants to watch them make out with no actual care for plot advancement, this episode is as boring as Eddie Dohling. Thankfully for all of you, we are here to make knob jokes and scream about how orange everything is.  Hope you dig it. Theme by Sound of Days. Visit our sponsors Seize the Memes of Production and use the promo code “Creek” for 10% off your order. Happy American Thanksgiving! http://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/CotW_222-6x17_1.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android |...

Episode 221 – Capeside Revisited

This episode is actually not that bad for a 5th season ep.  It shows some of the potential that the college years could have had.  Of course, none of that matters or is even remembered after watching the credits roll on what is, quite possibly, the most devastating 30 seconds of television, film, literature, radio, or cave painting ever put into the collective consciousness.  For this, my friends, is the episode in which Mitch Leery, the All-Father, passes on from the earth, and more importantly, from Capeside.  All he wanted was a tasty treat.  You’ve seen that bod, obviously ice cream is a very rare indulgence for our man Mitch, this ONE TIME he was allowing himself the childish pleasure of a little frozen cream placed delicately into the warm embrace of a sugared waffle cone.  But Mitch, in his hubris, got greedy.  One scoop would have been enough.  One scoop would have satisfied his sweet tooth and preserved that golden six pack, one scoop would have…. stayed on the cone.  Unfortunately, in opting for two scoops, Mitch Leery wrote his own death warrant.  And with his passing, the world got a little darker.  The birds stopped singing, the sun stopped shining, and ice cream?  Well, I don’t know about you, my friends, but there is no ice cream in my world anymore.  Ice Cream is as dead to me as that perfect dimpled visage you see above.  Sherbet or die, motherfucker. Theme by Sound of Days. Visit our sponsors Seize the Memes of Production and use the promo code “CREEK” For 10% off your order. http://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/CotW_221-5x03_1.mp3Podcast: Play in...

Episode 220 – St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

Valentines day means a different things to different people.  For some, it’s a silly excuse to do something nice for your significant other. For some it’s a noose tightening around your neck, reminding you that you’re alone and probably always will be.  For a third lovely set of people, it’s a chance to cynically talk about how it’s a “Hallmark Holiday” and how you shouldn’t need an excuse to be nice to your significant other.  Yes, Mr. Fun Police who’s too cheap to buy a box of candy for his wife, we get it, you’re edgy.  Anyway, for the Capeside kids, Valentines day means it’s time to hit up a rager at the golf course, so they hit the links, and pound the drinks.  Jen, meanwhile, is having her first date with the always-annoying Henry, and it goes predictably poorly.  All in all, everybody leaves dissatisfied, unhappy, and hungover/anemic.  On the bright side, the PayJo train starts pulling out of the station, and Jenry gets to nosh jell-o in the ER.  So things aren’t all bad.  Stick around to the end on this one.  It gets weird. Theme by Sound of Days. Visit our sponsor Seize the Memes of Production and use the promo code “CREEK” to save $1,000,000 with your order of $10,000,000.  10% otherwise. http://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/CotW_220-3x14_1.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android |...

Episode 219 – Four to Tango

Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove, dance me to the end of the episode.  This week is all about cutting loose on the floor.  We got Pacey dancing with Joey, Pacey dancing with Jen, Pacey dancing with… Dawson?  With each dance secrets are revealed that dip us deeper into the twisted romantic knots that our beloved cast has deftly tied about themselves.  The air is thick with love and sex, and only DANCE can unravel them.  Meanwhile, Jack considers going on his first date, but chickens out at the last second, which is fine!  We love you Jack, there’s no rush! Awesome episode, not much more to say.  Listen along with us and enjoy the ride, man. Theme by Sound of Days. Visit our sponsors Seize the Memes of Production and use the promo code “CREEK” for 10% off. http://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/CotW_219-3x09_1.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android |...