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Episode 304 – Sunrise, Sunset

I’m not going to lie, I only picked this screenshot because I’m friggin’ starving, you got any wedding sample platters back there? As the sun rises on a new baby podcast, springing forth fully formed from the heads of it’s hosts, so too must it eventually set, returning to those same fractured skulls to burrow deep into the cranial-goo where it will fester and mutate into deep regret. Regret over the thousands of hours of improvised commentary that could, at any moment, be dredged up by family, the feds, or the dreaded cancel culture and ruin said hosts lives forever! That is the situation we find ourselves in during these twilight hours of Creek of the Week, our skulls agape, that podcast, once a delicate fledgling, now an ancient and decrepit albatross cresting the horizon on a collision course with the wombs that birthed it, and the graves that will see it entombed forever. What was I saying? Oh yeah, this week Moira gets an offer to return to her old soap and Alexis manages to help her even though she is going through some stuff. Johnny, meanwhile, is paying for David’s catering and David has expensive tastes. It’s a fun ep that really starts to set up the beginning of the end. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_304_SC_06x10.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 303 – Rebound

The box. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures. What a week we have in store for you my little Schittobites. After our usual beginning-of-show-BS we hop in and watch Alexis make some poor life decisions with an old man while Johnny attempts offer some fatherly warnings to her would-be suitor. Meanwhile Moira goes sans-Publicist and attempts to right the horrible faux pas that has landed her in trouble with the locals. Lastly David & Patrick take on a new hire at the store who is equal parts enthusiastic and unenthusiastic about the position spoiler alert: It’s Jocelyn. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_303_SC_06x09.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Farewell suite, beautiful baby boy. You will be missed. It’s another fine week for another fine creek. This one has some laughs and some tears as we bid farewell to sexvet Ted. He’s off to artificially inseminate turtles or something while Alexis has to stay behind and find her own path. Meanwhile the Rose’s face off against the Schitts to see who will get to stay in the swank Presidential suite at the new motel. Also, Patrick has some fun with a spray tan gun. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_302_SC_06x08.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 301 – Moira Rose

[Don’t forget to insert a funny caption here before you click “publish” If you’re reading this I forgot, or is this all just a bit? You’ll never know and I’ll never tell] Cults are fun, this week most of the Schitts Creek women are almost indoctrinated into one. Meanwhile Moira and David get hammered on terrible wine, and Johnny bonds with Patrick. Your hosts discuss super important things like purchasing hard-to-find electronics, and removing twitter contacts. HOT CONTENT! https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_301_SC_06x07.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 300 – The Wingman

Some screen grabs are just for MTSG, and that’s OK. Wow folks, 300 episodes. I think we have about 7 more in us then it’s time to bounce. But don’t let the impending demise of your fifth favorite podcast distract from the hilarious romp we have for you this week. There are misunderstandings aplenty as the threesome Patrick and David think they are going to turns out to be an orgy. Also Bob needs to get laid, and Alexis has to make an important decision effecting her career and personal life. This is a good one. Happy 300! https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_300_SC_06x06.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 299 – The Premiere

The Rose’s visit creekoftheweek.com and count the number of remaining episodes with a look of concern. Put on your best skinny jeans and roll out the merlot rug, it’s time for the premiere of The Crowening, and all the heavy hitters of Schitt’s Creek (heavy Schitters?) are making their debuts. While Alexis & Moira deal with that, Stevie struggles with her decision to return to the motel business, and David struggles with a very high and freshly de-toothed Patrick. For me this is one of the more memorable episodes, so come listen to it be ruined by us blathering over the top of it. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_299_SC_06x05.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...