This week, we got bugs. Alexis finds out that she got head lice from school, which leads to much hijinks as the rest of the family deals with the fallout, except Moira who pretty much just ignores it and deals with her own stuff. David flirts with the idea of flirting with Patrick while Stevie encourages him. And Johnny tries to do a nice gesture for his wife which has mixed results. Your hosts, meanwhile, just enjoy a nice respite from the unending hellworld they find themselves living in (as are we all), and try to chime in with some lolworthy statements here and there. Were they successful? Tune in and find out!