Oh hello, I didn’t see you there. Welcome to Creek of the Week Inc. Come on in and have a seat. Looking over your resume I see you have extensive experience in the field of “having amazing taste in podcasts”, good good. I also see that you’ve listed your biggest weakness as “only leaves 5 star itunes reviews once a month instead of once a week”. I think we can work with that. Honestly you seem perfect for the job, so you’re hired! Wages start at one podcast per week (two if you are interested in overtime at our other department, Johnny Mnminute) and of course, all the twitter posts you can consume. Welcome aboard!
Nice Job Eric, another stellar bit. SNL will be calling any day now.