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Episode 238 – Carl’s Funeral

by | Mar 24, 2020 | Uncategorized

Hello fellow quarantinians and welcome to the apocalypse.  We, your humble hosts, are here to provide a bit of levity during these strange and frightening times, and to harken back to a world where the ever present threat of a slow and painful death, drowning in your own lung-fluid, was merely a remote possibility, and not the looming reality, the inevitable doom awaiting not only us, but those dearest to us.  A dark new world in which our leaders barter with the lives of the most weary among us to keep the gears of the great machine greased with blood & souls.  For you see the beast must be fed, and all of us are but kibble in the dish of the great capitalist dog-god, its frothy maw seeking only to devour… to consume… and to shit out the worthless stinking piles of refuse that will be those of us that are left behind once this great cataclysm has passed.  So please, download!  Listen!  And for 38 minutes and 25 seconds attempt to forget that you live on a dying planet, in a crumbling society that sees only as much value in your existence as that which you are able to produce for the soulless and hungering class of obscenely wealthy ghouls that would sooner piss down your grandmother’s throat than grant her the lifesaving ventilator that would allow her to draw one more breath of the poisoned air that hangs about us all, thickening our lungs, baking the clay beneath our feet, boiling the seas to salt until nothing is left but skulls and stones.  And of course...

Episode 237 – Allez-Vous

by | Mar 11, 2020 | Uncategorized

We got a doozy this week folks.  MLM fever hit’s Schitt’s Creek, and unfortunately the Rose’s are the last ones to catch it.  While Moira is attempting to supplement her income with questionable cosmetics, Johnny is trying to get the unemployment that is his right as a taxpaying citizen.  Alexis, of course, is flirting with Mutt and fighting with Ted.  After the show we break every rule of podcasting.  A few highlights include:  Bad editing cuts, terrible one-channel audio, and eating food live on air!  If that doesn’t draw the listeners in like flies I don’t know what possibly could. Theme by Sound of Days. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_237_SC_01x08.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 236 – Turkey Shoot

by | Mar 4, 2020 | Uncategorized

Welcome to episode se7en of Schitt’s Creek, and episode 23six6 of Creek of the Week.   This week’s ep is quite delightful even though it involves vicious animal death.  David panic-volunteers to go on a turkey hunt with Stevie and some locals, this obviously leads to some fun discomfort.  Alexis goes on a date with Ted the Vet in a thinly-veiled attempt to make Mutt jealous.  And Moira gets a spa day and a new haircut.  Sitcom stuff! Theme by Sound of Days. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/cotw_236_SC_01x07.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 235 – Wine and Roses

by | Feb 26, 2020 | Uncategorized

Hey!  Over here!  It’s a podcast!  This week Moira gets an acting job, and Johnny makes a pest of himself on set.  Meanwhile David isn’t feeling well so Alexis drags him to a yoga class after picking up roadkill.  That’s the jist of it anyway.  Your hosts watch and commentate on everything, then follow it up by rambling and stumbling their way into a painfully awkward conclusion.  Isn’t podcasting fun? Theme by Sound of Days. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_235_SC_01x06.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...

Episode 234 – The Cabin

by | Feb 19, 2020 | Uncategorized

  Another Week, another Creek.  I have undoubtedly said that in one of these descriptions before, probably multiple times.  Nevertheless, it remains an undeniable truth.  This week’s Schitt’s Creek (sixth sheeps sick) finds Johnny and Moira looking for a little privacy so they can bone down raw dog.   Hijinks ensue when the couple breaks into the wrong cabin and end up soiling the bed sheets of an unsuspecting homeowner.  Meanwhile the children socialize and throw a game night at the hotel that leads to tension between David and Alexis.  Your hosts watch all this happen, and occasionally say some stupid remarks about it.  You know how this works. Theme by Sound of Days. https://media.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/p/content.blubrry.com/creekoftheweek/COTW_234_SC_01x05.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe:...